On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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