im about as happy as oj after his trial
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
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She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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