Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
he puts the penis in happiness.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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