I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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