I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.