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(480): View more from Arizona

I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.

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(480): I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral. http://tfl.nu/j7go

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so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".

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(850): so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time". http://tfl.nu/gojq

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta

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(337): Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta http://tfl.nu/2wvh

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come over i need a lifeguard for my shower

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(732): come over i need a lifeguard for my shower http://tfl.nu/1qns

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You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.

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(484): You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you. http://tfl.nu/o9a4

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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.

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(775): Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I. http://tfl.nu/56to

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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.

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(702): No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up. http://tfl.nu/ztp2

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So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.

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You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?

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(203): So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu. (603): You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use? http://tfl.nu/ks5w

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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars

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I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers

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(252): I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars (1-252): I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers http://tfl.nu/w67j

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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.

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(226): I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday. http://tfl.nu/cgf7

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Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.

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(407): Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people. http://tfl.nu/19v1

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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.

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(420): Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides. http://tfl.nu/bzue

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I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.

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(717): I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it. http://tfl.nu/i1s8

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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.

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(612): And the cockring thing wasn't sexual. http://tfl.nu/ceb9

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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!

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(903): Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!! http://tfl.nu/fyj1

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