You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
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My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.