Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"