hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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