Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
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Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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