dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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