Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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