i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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