She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
