Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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