Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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