That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Me. At least after what I've been through.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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