I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Randomize
