I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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