oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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