We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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