It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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