I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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