My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Can I color on your dick again?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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