so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Randomize
