The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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