It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
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This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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