My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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