Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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