too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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