let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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