i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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