Your face is a jimmy john
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
operation have a gay friend backfired
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
