His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
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you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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