My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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