It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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