just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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