Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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