my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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