This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
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I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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