Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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