The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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