oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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