Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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