I'm gonna have a badass scar
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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