TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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