Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
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There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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