She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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