yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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