The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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