The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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