She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
My cat gives me a boner
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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