she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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